Steps to creating memories...
-Always take dares to swim across ponds in the middle of the night.
-When you are leaving a friend's house and see a motor scooter in his garage that a Nazi would ride, try to start it and laugh hysterically at your friend's reaction when it works for the first time in seven years.
-Grill out and stay outside instead of going to sit in front of the TV and watch the Hawks lose.
-Go for a run at night. Prior to this step, use discernment on your surroundings.
-Slice a banana long ways. Fill it with butter, brown sugar, and chocolate chips. Wrap it in foil. Stick it in the fire for 15 minutes.
-Eat at the sketchy Indian restaurant.



Most memories are not lived because of the initial unwillingness to be a little uncomfortable.