I you're like me and you love the summer, then you love swimming pools.

However, swimming pools are strange.
They prove how primal all sophisticated humans still really are.
We have the mentality of water buffaloes.
We either wallow around in liquid with twenty people with very little clothing on...or, even better, we sit in a circle with very little clothing on while watching people wallowing in liquid with very little clothing on.

Right now I'm looking at people in a swimming pool imagining how hilarious this scene would be without any water in the pool.

But the pool is full so can-opener or swan dive?